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| Captions For Pictures Of Yourself |
Captions For Pictures Of Yourself
- My only real long term goal is to never end up on Maury.
- Leave your lover
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away
- I hate flying lessons
- A selfie a day keeps the friends away.
- Lives change like the weather. I hope you remember today is never too late to be brand new.
- Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
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- girl Ima have to call you back
- Don’t be like the rest of them, darling
- Girls be like, no makeup!
- I got back with my Ex…Box 360
- Weekend, please don’t leave me.
- This just gave me another reason why I love this person
- Hey girl, I like the way we finish each others, sandwiches
- My chocolate chip cookie, is rasin
- Who’s awesome? You are!
- Fresher than you
- A little birthday party they said, it’ll be fun they said
- Never cry for that person who doesn’t know the value of your tears
- Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
- Friends with a gang of geeks
- Broke his heart, then I asked if he was ok?
- Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
- Stay sharp and far from timid.
- If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
- Posted pic on Instagram, and she didn’t like it
- That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart
- Some days start better than others
- Live the live you want to, not the one you’re supposed to
- I eat my tacos over a Tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
- We all start as strangers
- What if the princess wants to be with Bowser but Mario keeps kidnapping her
- Invite me to play Candy Crush one more time
- How do I put this, you’ll never sleep again
- Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.
- Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza
- Boys be like…
- Work until your idols become your rivals.
- A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
- Some days start better than others.
- Mom said life is similar to a container of chocolates, you never realize what your gonna get
- OMG that’s so cute
- Make milkshakes they said, the boys will come to your yard they said
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- Changed all my passwords to incorrect, then every time I forget my password, it says “your password is incorrect”
- Darwin award goes to…
- So you’re telling me I have a chance
- They see me rollin, they hatin
- Buy an iPhone they said, it comes with a map, they said.
- I love you this much
- A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
- He went to jared.I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.
- A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
- Heart boys who make funny faces when they see you for the first time
- I know, I’m lucky that I’m so cute
- Oh pizza, you understand me so well
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- I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
- I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
- Have a seat, we were expecting you
- Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the ball touch the floor”
- I’ve finally counted.
- You’re doing it wrong
- Smile
- You’re cute, can I have you?
- I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules
- If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption
- Friends marathon on Netflix, YES!
- Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?
- Guess what I just did
- Need an ark? I Noah guy.
- Who’s that cute person? Oh, I clicked on my profile again
- Don’t worry if you haven’t found your true love, they’re just with someone else right now
- Collect moments, not things
- I’d like to thank Red Bull, Google, Vodka, and Wikipedia for my graduation
- One does not simply “Let it go”
- Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced
- Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence wihtout suggesting other ideas
- Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so cute
- Life is short, false, it’s the longes thing you do
- My diet plan: make all of my best friends cookies; the fatter they get, the thinner I look
- If I die tomorrow, will you remember me
- Impossibru!
- World’s most annoying couple
- Trying to forget it but the memories are too strong
- Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
- A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.
- That moment when you realize your childhood is over
- So, you come here often?
- You only drink diet soda? You must be so healthy
- You play Call of Duty? That’s cute.
- On my way to school
- I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast
- Teacher knows who my crush is, assigns my seat next to her
- I’m the strong silent typo.
- Syndrome of a down
- Walking past a class with your friends in it
- I have made a huge mistake
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